Conversations with the void #8
Me: Why is it that people in general can be such lechers?
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Me: You don't know what a Lecher is?
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Me: It's like half the people you'll ever know, will only ever have you cross their mind when they NEED something. Not ever will you just get a "hello let's grab a coffee sometime"
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Me: Sure I know you don't care... but you're a good listener, you know what I mean?
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Me: Yeah, I have no friends...
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Me: Oh look, snow!
Conversations with the void #7
Me: had a dream bout @sarahksilverman
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Me: NO! Not THAT kind of dream, sheesh
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Me: anyway, i got up in the middle of the night thinking, "i have to write a film where she says that line"
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Me: ... "what line is that?" you say? Well, she's talking with someone who i can only assume to be her kid, and the kid asks her why his dad (her husband), gets so much more work than she does. And she says "it's cuz i'm a funny jewish woman with no boundaries, honey"
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Me: yeah, when i finally got up in the morning, it didn't sound so earth shattering either, but hey! It could grow on you, right?
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Conversations with the void #6
Me: It's kinda quiet today huh?
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Me: you're REALLY not helping!
Conversations with the void #5
Me: did you know @thatkevinsmith isn't really Silent Bob?
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Me: it's true. Ask Bob, he's right here. Isn't that right? @thatkevinsmith just plays you in the movies?
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Me: okay fine, be that way, you assholes! By the way...what happened to #4?
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