Conversations with the void #6
Me: It's kinda quiet today huh?
Void: ...
Me: you're REALLY not helping!
Conversations with the void #5
Me: did you know @thatkevinsmith isn't really Silent Bob?
Void: ...
Me: it's true. Ask Bob, he's right here. Isn't that right? @thatkevinsmith just plays you in the movies?
Silent Bob: ...
Void: ...
Me: okay fine, be that way, you assholes! By the way...what happened to #4?
Void: ...
Conversations with the void #3
Me: You know... Eddie Murphy's old stuff isn't as funny as I remember?
Void: ...
Me: exactly!
Conversations with the void #2
Me: sometimes I feel like my life is just a series of missed opportunities. Why do we never amount to anything, while some people just sail on through the wonka factory of life like their teeth won't rot from the chocolate?
Void: ...
Me: i mean come on, someone has to give a guy a break some day right?
Void: ...
Me: ...yeah :-/
